Holiday Cookies the Way Engineers Intended


Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients:

1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9. 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10. 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2 liter jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/°F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2 liter reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.

To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460°K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston’s first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25°C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.


6 Responses to “Holiday Cookies the Way Engineers Intended”

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  2. jsk says:

    No good engineer would conceivably measure commonly-available gluten by volume! Mass is the only way to go! Way too much variation!

  3. Ben Brockert says:

    Partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride is even worse than the classic alternative, in terms of the health of the mammals who will be metabolizing the end result. Stick with the suspension of water and milk proteins in domesticated ungulate butterfat.

  4. Larry Hosken says:

    I’d like to see a white paper describing adjustment to this process necessary in manufacturing facilities at different altitudes. Is such available?

  5. Chad says:

    Finally, recipes done the right way.

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